The power surge.
The other day I woke up to a loud ‘PA’ sound. Not P.A. by the way, or Pah like your dad. I mean “PAAAAAAA!!!!!!” Like the equivalent of BAM!!! or BANG!!!! but different. It was loud and odd and foreign like some of the people I see at university. Then the smell. The smell of burnt electronics. I am not used to that smell really. I usually stay away from electrical stuff because I end up breaking stuff even more if I tamper with it then if I leave it. Reluctantly I got up, my face probably looking a bit like the mask from the ‘Scream’ movie, and wondered through the house hoping to find someone to heap all of my frustration on. My dad was home but he wasn’t the culprit. He was staring at the main electical board above the cupboard in our kitchen with a blank look on his face. We worked around the hosue, eventually finding one (and only one) plug point that worked. At least we could keep the fridge and freezer running. It kept me running to, running around trying to find a flippin extension. Then my Dad dissapeared to work and I was left trying to explain to our tenant (whose English isn’t very good) that it is not my fault that the electricity is off and that there was nothing I could do about it. My hand gestures didn’t help much, but soon he went away, and so did the electricity in that last working plug point. Forget it, I’m going to University.
A couple hours later I was back in my kitchen staring helplessly at our defrosting freezer and not-very-cold fridge. I smsed my mate across the road to hang out. He asked if we could meet at the bakery down the road. It’s like our bar. We sit outside and take turns buying rounds of paddlepop icecreams. Orange, chocolate, Orange, chocolate, depending on our mood.
Me: “Ampt. If I can get there. Might need to help my mom though. Bru this morning something HECTIC happened with our elec. It short circuited or something. (Don’t I sound knowledgable?) Now everything is stuffed”
At this stage my friend Luke was probably already at the bakery sucking the sweet paddle pop nectar and finding my comment extremely funny because… well… his computer and playstation had blown up, leaving his house a little ‘misty’ with the smoke of fried electronics. And lets not forget the smell.
Apparently they stole the cables at the local power station plant, building, thing, whatever… The multiadapter in my room saved both my iPhone and laptop that were plugged in at the time. The surround sound subwoofer in the lounge however, was not so lucky. Now we have new multiplugs with surge protectors in them. I hope Malema puts some surge protectors into his new bunker, he just might need them.
Hey, it’s SA. Just embrace it.
My mates Dad.
I love peoples stories. I think they are the things that make life so rich. So I wanted to put in this story that my friend wrote about his dad. Luke’s dad is a man of few words but many stories. The stories that will have you in stitches of laughter, if you are ever priveledged enough to hear them. I have spend many hours in Luke’s house wondering about the tales his father will never speak of. I am sure Luke has as well (more hours than me because he actually lives there). His dad has an atmosphere about him. An atmosphere that you can sense and feel. So I have published Luke’s words for you to read. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did.
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Dices bounce, six, four, one, three, five. Coins fly like shrapnel. Many different old pairs of shoes filled with black feet scatter. The air fills with shouts of “Amaphoyisa!”, “Baleka!” and “Khipa imali”. Round the corner police spill out of ‘black marias’; an army of sham bocks.
He says he’s never understood sirens, “it’s like a head start for the criminals”. He’s not a criminal, but his friends are. His friends are criminals for just breathing. They’re just like those dice; black islands stranded in a sea of white. In fact he’s unwillingly part of that sea of white, he’s different though, and he’s not trying to flood those black islands with tsunamis of judgment, hatred and anger.
He’s different. He’s my father, and at this very moment he’s not much older than the flashing numbers on the rolling dice. He was a ‘laatlammetjie’, his brother ten years ahead of him with a sister four years older than his brother.
He recalls that game of dice fondly. Ya they were gambling, but he knows that wasn’t their crime they were being chased for. Their crime was their skin. “Imagine that” he says, “being born a criminal”.
He grew up with them, the local ‘garden boys’. They weren’t just ‘garden boys’ to him, they were friends. He wasn’t brain washed by community. He never thought with his mind, he never has, not even then. He’s always thought with his heart. He was shaped by experience and friendship, greater truths than that society taught. Now, an older man, he recalls those roots of his anti-apartheid stance.
He was born Douglas Banfield Macdonald. “M-a-c-small d-o-n-a-l-d”. You confuse those letters and you’ve got a whole other Macdonald, a different person, a different clan. Not to mention it’s insulting if you’re Scottish. “They always get it wrong” he says. He was born in Melrose, Johannesburg, to an average family, with an ‘average’ upbringing.
It’s almost strange to think such an eccentric person could be birthed out of such a family at such a time. My father is one of those people who seem to have lived a full life and he’s only two thirds through, who knows maybe only half way.
According to my grandfather he was royalty, maybe that’s why he did things kings dreamt of doing. I never met my grandfather; he never made it to my fathers’ wedding. He made my uncle promise on his death bed that he would continue his research into our family line and our supposed royalty. ‘The Macdonald Clan’, we’ve all been to the castle but that’s about the most research my uncles done. He lies a lot my uncle, but to a man on his death bed; that’s harsh. My father’s not like that, his father should have made him promise. So perhaps my father missed out on living the life of a noble, but he’s still had one hell of an adventure
My father left school having scraped through math with a grand 34%. Knowing where his talents lay he started working in a bank. His exams marks could have told you that wasn’t where his heart lay. Working out a simple two hour time zone change on his fingers whilst strangely counting backwards could have told you that’s also not where his brain lay. Needless to say he never lasted long there.
Moved by the injustices of his era he began to study journalism and photography. I don’t think he wanted to be some major political voice, I don’t know though, I haven’t asked him. It’s not his style, I’m pretty sure he just wanted to be a voice for himself and his own conscience. In fact he’s always enjoyed the subtle things in life. His protests included sitting on ‘black’s only benches’, and learning Zulu, but most of all in his heart and mind. He made friends with the dark side; no pun intended. It didn’t fill him with poison as he was told , it just filled him. Filled him with exactly what, I’m not sure, but it changed him, perhaps it was just the essence of life.
All in all it seemed my father lived his life in a protest against life. Not the joy and girt of life but the way of life, people ideals of life, peoples brainwashed ideals of life. In some ways the streams of rebellion led to a river against authority. It drove him, not religiously or in any way that it violently consumed his life, but rather in a way that drove his life along different paths.
After studying he left for Italy with some friends who were going there to play rugby and travel Europe. These initial journeys gripped his soul. He wouldn’t have known it at the time but it would form the basis his life. In Italy his claim to fame was going on a date with some famous actress. He says she was the Charlize Theron of his day. His friends actually spotted her; they managed to get her to go to dinner with him after spinning some story. They were good at that. Not admitting they were probably amongst the poorest people in the whole of Italy, they managed to raise enough money to pay for a suit and a dinner. “We got a job pretending we were from New Zealand” my father said. South Africans couldn’t work because of international sanctions. She paid anyway, she didn’t realize it but she would have actually given all of them a meal. My father would have returned as an even more triumphant hero considering he returned with full pockets. Money was tight and food much appreciated. He always says “Eat whenever you can”, its pearls of wisdom ,for a young man.
On his return to South Africa my father continued with his studies, this time taking up English. He failed. Perhaps too confident in his journalistic background and literary abilities he decided to write a poem for an essay question. It’s strange that that made sense to him at the time, “I can’t believe I never passed, it was an extremely creative poem” he declares. “Yes, but it wasn’t an essay” the lecturer was kind enough to explain. It was here that he met my mother for the first time. She still recalls the first time she saw him: “Everyone knew Doug, he was barefoot wearing a tie dye vest and bell bottom jeans. He had long sun bleached hair and wore a coral necklace”. Everyone wore shoes and no one wore bell bottoms or vests. Except The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin and other musicians such as Small Faces. He loved music and they, his idols, inspired him. My mom never knew she’d marry him 15 years later. My father would be about 38 then.
Come to think about it my father was pretty much a hippie. He was always secretive about his past. In fact I haven’t accumulated most of this information first hand. It’s come from my mother or his friends, or stories he’s let slip and then suddenly stated “Actually no, that wasn’t me, I think it was Taddy”. I’ve also got information from photo albums I’ve questioned and he’s had to explain why there are completely naked people at music festivals. I’ll usually get something along the lines of “I’m not too sure if those are mine” or “Ay ya, some people were weird in those days”. Funny he’s a photographer and they’re in his possession but don’t belong to him, and, the way he wouldn’t include himself in ‘those’ people back then. I’m not that naïve.
My mother also remembers him being very anti establishment. I think that what drew him to the surfing world. He was one of the original Bay locals. His photographic and journalistic background got him involved with Paul Naude and Mike Larmont, and whilst still freelancing, they started the surfing magazine Zigzag. He also worked for the Scope Magazine for a stage. “I put the stars on the nipples” he says. He’s still got an old surfboard shaped by Paul. It simply states in small handwritten letters “Banks”, it was his nickname. I’ve always wondered if it was a dig at his Math abilities. My mom says she thinks it’s because his middle name is Banfiled. Maybe someday I’ll ask him. He still rides that board now. He’s old, but he’s old school, that’s what gives him ‘swagga’.
All these are just stories; they do nothing to tell you about the man. You cannot grasp his character or the feel my father gives you. I don’t think a biography can contain him. There’s something about his presence, his laugh that explains who he is. Pen and paper’s limiting.
The funny thing is if you met him now you’d be in the mountains of India. Maybe you’d think his some old ‘fogey’ in the only place old people won’t be looked down on for smoking ‘hashish’. Truth is he isn’t. Perhaps he’d be sitting somewhere; writing. Pencil and paper ,never pen. Maybe he’d be with people, he’s most alive then. Or maybe he’d be walking. Always with a stick. Always handmade. He’s a lot like his sticks my father. In fact there are a lot of parallels you could draw between the two. He himself is unique, hand crafted by the hands of life. He still has his first stick, he made when he was ten. He’s a perfectionist, always searching for a straight stick. He’s like that absolute and true. He always said “Life’s a marathon not a sprint, a journey not a race”. Those sticks embody something of his journey. He’s got them all in a tall thin steel barrel in the corner of his house. Many from different places with different people and different cultures. The strangest thing is he never actually uses it for walking. He sort of holds it horizontally, swinging it as he walks, maybe touching the ground every ten steps or so. I’ve always noticed that. I wondered where it came from, I never asked, I never do. A taxi driver answered me one day. He said “Aaaah baba, you are carrying that stick like a Zulu”, my father turned “This is not for walking” he said, “It’s for protection”. “Yes that’s true” the taxi driver answered, seemingly chuffed; “You must protect your woman” he added after seeing my mother. The conversation ended there, no real conclusion, more of a mutual understanding. Perhaps it’s an understanding of life. A lot of his conversations don’t end, he’s like that.
You may not know this but the strength of the wood depends on the angle at which you cut it. An object carved along the grain, rather than across the grain, is stronger. In my father’s life he seems to have known where to cut and what to cut. He’s crafted something. Something beautiful. Its’ taken a life time.
Written by Luke MacDonald
Chocolate milk and couch-surfing.
I only have a few travel stories left to play around with from my trip to France, but I thought I would take the opportunity to share my couch-surfing experience. Many of my friends raised their eyebrows when they heard that I had couch-surfed in Paris. Some of them had never heard of it before and asked me to explain. For the benefit of those who do not know what couch-surfing is, let me explain. But first, let me introduce you to C-S community.
www.couchsurfing.org is an online community of people from all over the world that share a common interest for travel and shared experiences.They offer up their couches for people to ‘surf’ (sleep) on for a night or a few nights. They often spend lots of time with you and show you around their town or city. Think of it as a cultural exchange experience. They share their home and culture with you and show you around their town/cit, and you share a little bit of your own background and travel experience with them. Some people like to host mainly, some like to surf mainly, and others like to do both. My Paris experience was my first surf session.
Chris was a yachtie like me in the South of France. He had been travelling around a bit and had seen quite a lot. He had made his money at home in SA from ‘selling’ his garden off as parking bays for people watching rugby in a nearby stadium. He had done this since he was young and had saved up money for travelling over the years. It was this money that was now allowing him to see the world. Brilliant if you ask me. His travel Philosophy was simple: Do everything, see everything, feel alive and come home broke if necessary. He had no bonds to his money, it was simply a means to an end. Rightly so if you ask me, because while I can’t claim to be a seasoned traveller, I have learnt one great lesson – there are some experiences in life you cannot put a price on. So while the rugby games passed Chris by in a steady monotonous flow of months and years, the dreams in his heart stood still and secure like the cars parked in his yard and he knew that it was only a matter of time until that key would turn in the ignition and bring to life the potential that lay there dormant. So when Chris had saved enough, he took the money he had earned, stepped out of the front door, and followed his dreams out of the yard.
“You what? You cou… couch-surfed?” Chris nodded. He had seen a fair amount of Europe while sleeping on the couches of strangers he had met over the internet. “The internet? You mean… you just ask these people that you don’t know and they let you sleep on their… couch? For free?” That night I had snuck into the Biot caravan park opposite my flat in the hope of finding someone with a laptop that I could use to skype my parents. (By ‘snuck in’ what I mean is casually stroll in as if I actually stayed there). Fortunately I wasn’t thrown out like some of the other more obvious fakers. My slight, newly developed addiction to the chocolate milk that I acquired at the caravan park shop had kept me well rehearsed in this act of deceit and my regular presence was enough to convince the people at the front gate that I really did stay there. Chris had been kind enough to let me use his laptop to skype my parents, but after I had chatted to them, my discussion with Chris turned to my potential visit to Paris. Unfortunately, the yachts in my case hadn’t done quite enough for me financially, and living a week in Paris seemed like a far stretch as far as my wallet was concerned. I wish I had a marina in my yard that I could charge yachts to stay in. But there was an easy solution to saving some money: Couch surfing. Yes, I confess, I may have abused the ‘system’ slightly, I didn’t know any better. Because (You’ll learn it quick enough) chouch surfing is not about saving money, couch surfing is about really experiencing a place as a local because you are staying with one. But lets be realistic, I’m still a ‘student’ in many respects and we don’t generally have much cash.
Chris talked me through the process of setting up a profile on the site, which is much like a facebook profile. When you want to visit a particular place, you search for the couches in the area and then send out a number of ‘couch requests’ to individuals. First you read their profiles, check their couch specifications, and if both suit you well, you send them a ‘couch request’, requesting to spend one or more nights on their couch. Tell them why you want to stay with them and what you have in common. trust me, they are not just profiles – they are people. Treat them like people, and they will treat you like a person, but ignore their profiles and the only surfing you’ll be doing is on your internet.
I sent out about 40 + couch requests and then checked everyday. Reject, reject, reject, reject… reject reject reject…. Maybe (Hmmm…) …reject reject reject reject reject…
It works on a reference system. You surf, you write a reference for your host, he writes something for you (hopefully). I had nothing. No references. No experience. No anything. AND…. reject, reject, reject, reject… Accept. Two days before I was due to leave with no plan B for accomodation, a man named Fuad replies. We connect telephonically. Night. morning. Night. Morning. train. chaos. Paris.
I spend five nights on Fuads couch in his tiny studio. He sleeps on the floor. He has no bed, his bed is the couch and I’m on it. But he isn’t bothered. He shows me the ins and outs of Paris and we share stories. Fuad was born in Marocco but has studied and lived in Paris for the past 6 or 7 years. He is a Parisian in every sense of the word, but he has not forgotten his roots. We eat baguette’s with butter and dip them in olive oil. We drink Ethiopian coffee with fresh, creamy milk, and we chat over our coffee and food that sits on a little coffee table between us. I continue with my unhealthy croissant and chocolate milk habbit in my spare time. Everything is small. His shower is so small I can barely turn around in it. The kitchen is so small that you can barely do anything in it except make coffee. But Fuad has a big heart. He is patient with my tendency to continually get lost. He is patient when I get lost, after already being lost.
Towards the end of my stay, Fuad takes me to his friends restaurant. We have [French] Fries (I still call them chips) and rolls stuffed with crispy lamb shavings. We drink Schweppes. We walk home full and satisfied. I am a local. Full of local food and spirit. At least I think I am – the Frenchies still think I’m stupid and English. Can’t blame them for not liking tourists, I seldom like tourists. I find them irritating and slow, and Paris is full of them. Those irritating tourists, but I’m not one of them, I’m a local because I stay in a studio in Paris with my Parisian friend Fuad.
My last two nights in Paris are spent in Saint Christopher’s Hostel. Cool place. Arty and clean and full of youth with holes in their ears, noses, tongues and other places. Dreadlocks, and skinny jeans, Mo-hawks and technologies like iPhones, laptops and big, professional looking camera’s. The urinal is like a giant mouth with red lipstick lips as the rims. I’m not a local anymore. I’m a tourist at a youth hostel. I take photos and pee into mouth-shaped urinals. At night I close the curtain to my bed in a room with nine other beds and I miss Fuads couch and his friendship. Before I know it I am back in SA in my bedroom and I am a local again. Right now I’m planning how to get cars into my garden during the next rugby game, but we are miles from a stadium and cars have no access to my garden. Guess I need another plan.
Seriously?
You know you are back in South Africa when you are here two nights and they try steal your mates car. As usually, the security guard knows nothing. My foreign friends, the guys I met in France, cannot understand how we live like that. They say things like “How do you live like that?” Truth is we are just used to it I guess. We joke about things to make them easier to bear I guess, but we are still aware that there are things around us happening all the time. We are all a little desensitized, at least slightly. There might even come that occasion when you walk outside one night and pause for a moment thinking, “Oh, look, they tried to steal my car. I wonder how much repairs will cost.” It’s unlikely you will think much more than that really, because you see, when they try steal a car here in Durban and don’t quite succeed, you are just greatful to still have a car. You almost feel like you have won the lotto or something. You think: “Hey look! I won a car!” The sad truth is, if you make it home with your life, car, wallet and cellphone, you’ve had a really good day.
A friend of mine told me a story about someone he knew whose house got robbed. The robbers smashed the glass in the sliding door, got into the house and stole some stuff and then ran off. In the morning, the owners of the house got a glass company to replace the glass. While they were busy, the companies car got stolen from the same address. Can you handle? It’s funny really. The car was probably stolen by the same people that broke into the house.
The road that I live in Durban is a hotspot for car theft. The funny thing (which isn’t really funny) is that they keep coming back to the same place. I imagine they just apply this simple formula: ‘if it worked the first time, it’ll probably work again’. But while the roads in my area a little on the shady side, they are certainly not the worst. There are shadier places with more muggers, druglords and tree’s than the roads in my area. One day I cycled up to University for a couple hours of lectures (as was my routine). After being there a while, a notice popped up on one of the PC’s in the university LAN. It warned students to stear clear of the particular shady road I had cycled up because there had been a shootout there. I was perplexed. Ok, so my ADD might cause me a little trouble focussing at times, but I’m not the type to cycle through gunfire and not notice. It turned out that I had narrowly missed the shootout on my way up, but shortly after arriving at University, some men had jumped out of the bush and attempted to rob a house. Someone phoned the police. They came. The police fired shots. The robbers fired back. Then they ran away and the police continued to investigate the scene of the crime. By this time I had forgotten about the notice I had seen in the university LAN and was casually cycling down that shady hill back to my home. I passed a bunch of red tape, a racist guy I knew from a nearby suburb (They are always around when something goes down. Any chance to ‘get back’ at an involved black man who somehow magically prevents them from sleeping at night) and the handful of Police at work trying to figure out what exactly happened. I carried on past them, greatful to still be alive.
I still love this country. I still think it’s beautiful. When I was in France a South African guy I knew got pickpocketed somewhere. I think it may have been Italy. I found it slightly comical and thought, “how on earth!? You come from SA, there is no excuse.” But I suppose foreigners have that vibe about them – that ‘I’m not from here’ vibe. The SA ones have that look about them. The one that screams out, ‘HELLO!’ Which is great. But if you are in France, and you can’t speak French, the very least you can do is try have that look that screams out, ‘BONJOUR!’ because, see, those Frenchies don’t often enjoy that ‘hello’. You don’t want anything about you screaming ‘HELLO!’ Anyways, this guy was walking around and someone saw him and heard that ‘HELLO’ and they grabbed his wallet and dissapeared and that was that.
On my last night in Paris, I took the metro to the Sacré-Cœur with some friends. It’s a really old Roman Catholic Church on top of a hill. At night, the lights of the buildings in the valley make for a pretty site, even though you are never really sure what you are looking at. So we thought that a drink on the bank would be a good idea. After assending a a mountain of stairs we realised that we weren’t the only ones that thought this – the bank was crowded with tourists doing the same thing. We found a nice little open spot on the bank below the church and settled down, but it was only a short while before we were joined by some unwanted company. Perhaps that little voice was screaming ‘HELLO’ again. Two drunk guys crouched next to us and struck up a conversation. I didn’t hear what they said because their proximity had set off a chorus of alarm bells in my head. Defensively I stood up, grabbed my stuff, backed off and faced them so that I knew were I ended and they began. My friends threw a few F-bombs and soon the intruders left, but not before they had stolen my beer – the one item I had not picked up. My beer? Seriously? Ok, it’d take a bit more to ruin my last night in Paris, but how low do you get? As they walked away the one with my beer now in his hand muttered something about it being his land or something to that affect. Oh dear. He should have just said so and given me the opportunity to respond appropriately.
My look: ‘HELLO!’
Intruder: “Hi, this is my land.”
Me: “Oh, I do apologise, I didn’t realise. Please take this beer as a friendship offering.”
It’s true what they say, that crime is everywhere. Here in SA they shoot people, in Paris they just steel your beer and make you beleive it belonged to them in the first place. I’m not sure which is worse. To be fair, I don’t think the two guys that bothered us were actually French. In fact, besides the stereotype, I found the French in the most part to be very friendly people. But I’m home now in SA. I have my life, ca… my life, wallet and my cellphone. So I’m having a really good day. And when I walk past people in the street and they see me with that look that screams ‘HELLO’, they smile whether they have teeth or not and I smile back because I still love my beautiful, shady country. I’m still proud to be a South African.
My heart went ahead of me.
There is no substitute for a home. There is a substitute for a house and a car and all the other wonderful and stupid things money can buy, but there is no substitute for a home and no substitute for the friends and family that truly know who you are. When I arrived in Durban airport I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw the two casual looking cops sitting in the entrance with their hats propped up above their heads, neither of them in great shape [the cops I mean, not their hats]. I wondered if they had worked out that it is possible to adjust caps so that they fit properly on your head instead of resting on top of your head. I put it down to local fashion, perhaps I was the unenlightened one. My mind flashed back to a time a couple weeks prior where someone asked me if I wanted to be a cop in South Africa. A cop? I almost asked them if they wanted to be a banana. I figured they also needed to be asked a dum question. But, the truth is I am probably more naive about their country and culture than they are about mine, so I held my tongue and simple said, ‘no’. I grabbed my luggage from the conveyer belt and waited for the sniffer dogs to check that I had left all my drugs behind in France. My parents took a while to arrive, but when they did they arrived with two of my best mates, Chloe and Luke. It is strange how familiar you become with some people. When I saw them it felt as if I hadn’t left at all. It was nice to not have to ask their names or where they came from. It was nice to already know these things. It was nice to not need to ask how they were doing because I could see it in their faces and I hoped they could see it in mine. It was even nicer to have the opportunity to ask how they were anyway.
My friend Dani gave me a card before I left. It has a picture of myself, her and our friend Tam on it and has these colourful buttons stuck around the picture. On the back it says that I must remember that I have friends at home that will miss me and are praying for me. I carried that card for three months in my flipfile as a reminder that I had friends at home that cared about my life. I carried it around until the buttons started falling off it because it reminded me of home. It’s amazing. We are SO civilised. SO progressive. We have honours, masters and doctorate degrees. We have philosophy and Psychology and we have it all figured out, right? And yet when you strip away the intellect we all just long for the same thing – community. I have some friends that are introverts, but even introverts need friends and family. We join country clubs and become locals at bars, we join internet chat forums and spend hours on facebook but we have the universe ‘figured out’, right? …Right? Then, when all the travelling and fussing is done, we spend two minutes in the presence of the ones we truly love and the ones that truly love us and the entire universe dissolves into the background, our entire lives seem to make perfect sense and the questions of our futures seem immediately resolved even though they are not. Meaning. Purpose. Clarity. Direction.
I am so incredibly blessed to have the family and friends that I do. I often wondered why Christianity is so set on the church. Why God chooses the church to fulfill his purposes, why his entire design is the church. Why he calls the church his ‘bride’, the bride of Christ. God is committed and sold out to perfecting us in the context of local community and chooses it as the place where our love is perfected. C.S. Lewis in his book The Scew Tape Letters speaks about our preoccupation with asking the wrong sorts of questions. Our preoccupations with fashions and trends in writing and history and all these things that direct our attention away from the real questions that we should be asking. Questions like ‘Is it Rightious?’ Like I said, we have it all figured out – We have ALL the answers. All the answers to the wrong questions. I have many complex questions, but for the first time in a while I paused to ask a simple one, perhaps a better, more real one. I asked myself where I belong and the answer at that moment was as clear as day: ‘right here’. Because ‘right here’ is where I learn to ask the right questions about life and rightiousness. ‘Right here’ is where I see things clearly, right here in community. My travelling is not over and things didn’t work out this time, but I learned that my relationships are one of the greatest gifts that I have been given and I learned that I have far too much material ‘stuff’ tying me down. I learned these things when I picked up my luggage from that conveyor belt, and found that one parcel was not there. One parcel went ahead of me.
A town on a Hill.
In between day working and looking for a job, there is a little time to do other things. I have to click out of work mode often and remind myself that I am in a foreign place with so many beautiful things to see and a history that is richer than my mom’s cheesecake. So much happens in one week here that it is incredibly difficult to set it out in chronological order. It’s all just a big blur of happiness in my mind. I have been trying to keep a running diary on my iPhone but even that is a challenge, so please excuse me if I jump around a bit, but for your sake, I will try my best not to.
As of today I have exactly four weeks until I have to return to my home in Deben. On one hand, I am glad to be coming home to close friends and family and my surfboard and guitar, but on the other, I have come to love France, the local culture and the new friends that I have made here. So it’ll no doubt be bitter-sweet. In the mean time, I will make the most of every opportunity to see and do everything I can.
This past week I have worked on two boats – Marflow and Fathom, both have a great crew and were a pleasure to work for. Dan, my new friend from Marflow and I decided to do a ‘mystery tour’ this weekend. The plan was to take a random bus to a random place and explore, just for fun. So we rallied up our two friends from Kenya, Sarah and Ashley and began our ‘mystery’ journey yesterday morning. However, in the end we decided to follow a friends recommendation and go to Saint-Paul-De-Vence. I tried to get there last weekend but ended up in Nice. Thats what happens when you don’t pay attention. Anyway, after two bus trips and a stupid amount of sour worms and doughnuts we arrived at the walls of town on a bit of a sugar high and were greeted by a cannon. Yes, a cannon. Thats the kind of welcome you get when you visit these places.
The town is one of the oldest medeival towns in the French Riviera and truly is a town on a hill. It is surrounded by a magnificant wall and overlooks deep green countryside and mist bearded mountains. We ate lunch and drank red wine at a quant little French restaurant on the edge of the town and explored the streets, gallery’s, wine cellers and shops. Unfortunately we did not make it to the museam which is a pity because I really love history. But the trip was still really worth while. The rain was unfortunate but didn’t ruin the experience, only the view which my cellphone camera was not quite able to capture anyway. I think a camera is the next thing I will buy. Never the less, here are some of the sights:
They used to have a sign that read ‘Welcome to Saint-Paul-De-Vence’, but they decided that the cannon was more tourist friendly.
I can’t help but imagine how dirty these streets would have been back when the city was new (it was built about 1500 years ago we were told), and as far I understand, the streets weren’t the cleanest places. Don’t drop your buttered toast outside.
The view from the wall. It is a steep dropoff on the other side. If you accidently jumped really high in the air and then accidently tripped on the wall and accidently fell over, you would definately die.
I always like the idea of having a house in a wall. Little bit narrow maybe, some people might have to walk sideways.
A horse made out of horse shoes. There are plenty arty statues and things around the town, like peoples legs hanging from cealings and naked people standing on roofs and stuff like that.
A witch made out of… metal.
Ash and Sarah were trying to see what the tall guy was looking at.
This was in the town chapel. I got a lot of dirty looks from some people in the pews while I was getting this photo taken but I don’t think the statue minded.
Finally…
I got in trouble for taking this photo. It was in an art gallery but so so good.
For the more curious of you out there, here is a little more history about the town.
Thats all for now. Happy Easter.
A Thailand Prison
Imagine being stuck in a Thailand prison? A small cramped up cell in a Thailand prison, by yourself, with convicted drug dealers, rapists and murderers. Is it on your bucket list? Do you have a bucket? The other day we were talking about bucket lists. I asked what that was and one guy suggested that it is when you write out all the things you want to do on pieces of paper and put them in a bucket, then you throw them away when you have done them. Another guy disagreed. He said it’s all the things you want to do before you die (kick the bucket). I like both ‘definitions’ but perhaps the second guy was more right? Anyways, I don’t have a bucket to put pieces of paper in. but suppose I did, getting stuck in a Thailand prison would not be one of the things I would put in it.
So my eyes have been opened. I’m still that ignorant Safa who looks at people using dirt bins in disbelief because the day I see someone using a bin in Durban, Michael Jackson will come back to life and sing ‘cure the world’. Anyways, the smoking-weed-on-temple-convict turned deckhand got out of prison. He works on boats now because they also have roofs. The prison officials lost his passport so they didn’t know who he was and let him go. He found out afterwards that the usually sentence for that crime is nine years behind bars . He waslucky. Somehow he managed to sneak past customs at the airport without a passport and got back into his own country. He’s actually quite a cool guy. I don’t think he will smoke weed on a temple again. He says that next time he will smoke inside instead.
Last week I worked on a boat in Cannes that was built in 1965. They are strict and we worked super hard. My friend Blake reckons that when the Captain insisted we work until 4.30, he made it sound like 5. My fingers bled on both hands from sanding the rails and sides for three days in a row. But it’s fun to work with friends and part of the experience. I can live here on two days work a week, so even though I haven’t had a lot of work, I am doing ok and loving being here.
I moved into a flat up the road from the crew house. I share a room with my Swedish friend Josephine. It’s quiet and really nice but I can only stay a week because someone else is coming in on Sat. I have to find another place to stay by then that I can afford because the crew house is full and once you leave it is difficult to get back in. It’s all part of the adventure though, and because of the unpredictability of the industry, I can never know when I am going to get a permanent job and move onto a boat anyway. James has already got one and left for Italy today. A lot of it is luck and being at the right place at the right time. I am waiting for my turn to come. In the mean time, I am loving life in Antibes. The people are great and I have many many good friends. On the weekends we hit the pubs in the evenings (and sometimes in the week too, not always in the evenings). By pubs (plral), I mean two, because there are really only two pubs here that people frequent. They are ‘The blue lady’ and ‘The Hopstore’ and everyone who has truly experienced Antibes will have memories at both. There are a couple other jols people hit after the pubs but at that stage most people are barely coherent and seem to lose their balance a bit, so I just go to bed. I met some girls in The Blue Lady the other night and chatted for a while. My friend at the crew house asked if I got ‘lucky’ with the pretty Safa girls I was talking to. I told him I don’t hook up so he asked if I was gay. I said “yes” and he left me alone. One way to cut an interrogation short.
Couch surfing is quite big here. If you don’t know what that is, google it. Last night Jo brought a guy home because he stays about half an hour away and didn’t want to mission home at about three a.m. They came in here and I woke up. He was standing waving his hands next to his sides. I looked at him confused. On seeing my confusion he responded very politely, “I farh-ed”. Jo walked in behind him and from the look on her face I knew his little hand waving motion had not been as effective as he had probably hoped. When he saw her, a smile spread across his face as if he had just won a guitar hero competition or something. “I farh-ed in your room!” he said triumphantly. I almost congratulated him, he just looked so satisfied. Thankfully I was ‘downwind’. I went back to sleep.
Tonight is movie and pizza night. I have forgotten what the world of academia is like and the anticipation of Monday that comes with every Sunday evening. Tomorrow I dock walk if it isn’t raining. Unlikely according to Mr. weather man. If it rains I will eat croissants and find a flat to move into next week.
The Cathedral
Today is Sunday, so I figured I would go to church. Find a cathedral or something, Catholic or Morman or whatever the Frenchies call church. It’s cold here. Rainy and very cold. So I roled out of bed, got dressed and ran down the stairs outside and into the building underneath my room where we prepare food, watch TV and drink beer. It’s like a kitchen/lounge but looks more like a cyber cafe. Everyone sets up their laptops, connects to wi-fi and sits there the whole day streaming youtube videos and stuff. There was only one guy up and the owner, so I asked the owner where the nearest church was. I said I was probably the only person that had ever asked for a church. He assured me that I was not in fact the first and said that he had had other “Bible bashers” asking for churches before me. American evangelists. I wanted to explain to him that not all Christians are Bible bashes – some of us use other stuff to hit people like clubs and spades and stuff. But I figured I’d be wasting my time so I listened to his very unsure directions and started my search.
The streets are… cute, for lack of a more manly word. They are small and I think they should be called streetlets. If we had them in SA, some people would get stuck in them. But the Frenchies are all thin, it’s really strange. The girls all look like models and have such style. I haven’t noticed the guys really. I mean, there are guys here… I just haven’t noticed them. I’m sure I would if they were big enough to get stuck in the streetlets though. So today, while I was walking through the streetlets I found my first Cathedral. Tall, proud, majestic, brilliant and… vacant. My hopes of making some good Mormon friends were dashed that minute. I read the sign and made out from the French writing that there was a Saterday service. I might go have a look one saterday, but today is Sunday, so I kept wallking. I found a little Chef in the streetlet, and said: “Parlez-vous anglais?” (Do you speak English). It appeared he did not. I showed him my bible and made a steeple with my hands. He walked away waving his hands and mumbling something then walked back. I wondered if he was chasing away an imaginery Athiest friend so that he could talk to me about church. He said some more gibberish and I made the out the word ‘catholique’, so I figured he was asking what denomintaion I was looking for. I said I would like to find a Morman church preferably, if there was one, but if not perhaps he could point me to just any church he knew of. He put his hands in the air indicating that he had no clue what I was saying, so I continued on my journey just as clueless as before.
France is a strange place. Some people can speak English but they want you to make the effort with them before they make the effort with you. I usually greet them and ask how they are in French, then try persuade them gently to speak English. It sometimes works. They all respond the same way, it goes something like this: Me: “Parlez-vous anglais?” French person: “uh… yes… little beet”. Then you ask them something, like: ” How do I get to the market?” and they reply: “Oh, the market, yes. See this road here? What you want to do is proceed straight along it for about 50 metres until you come to a T-junction, then turn right. It’s on your left!”. “merci” (thank-you), I reply and continue on my way.
So my French leaves much to be desired but I just smile a lot and they don’t seem to mind. The other day I chatted in French to a pretty girl at the supermarket till (Don’t be surprised, there are plenty). I said hello and asked how she was. She said she was well and asked if I spoke English. I attempted “I live in South Africa” in French. Wrond answer. Wrong words. She found it amusing anyway and gave me a smile. Win!
My journey to the Cathedral was about as meandering as this post. Sick with me, I got there eventually and will eventually tell you about it. It was big and bold but I was saddened to find that there were no gargouilles perched outside. I walked inside… more dissapointment – Not a single Mormon in sight AND I had missed the service/meeting/mass, whatever the Mormons call it. Actually, it turned out to be a Catholic Cathedral. Fancy that hey!? It was fantastic. Mother Mary chilling on the wall next to some other saints, a couple comfession boxes and some fantastic archetecture and just old stuff. I like old stuff, a lot! Wooden pews worn down by use and rough brick and mortor lighten up by candles in parallel. The Catholics like candles and that is a good thing becase candles are better than like shoes or something. They all walk around lighting candles and looking at the statues on the wall and drawing imaginary crosses on their chests. I walked around a couple times but wasn’t sure if there was anywhere I was not supposed to walk. It was like being in a museum or something.
I spent a good amount of time in the Cathedral and no-one spoke came ond bothered me or even tried speaking to me while I was there. The sign on the wall assured me (In English surprisingly – must have been imprtant) that this was in fact God’s residence and that I needed to keep quiet. I wondered if God would want everyone tiptoeing around and whisperin if this was in fact his house. I only do that at home when people are sleeping and I sure hope God isn’t sleeping because if he is, the world could end VERY soon and somebody surely better wake him up!
I’ve been on my bunk bed since I’ve been back. It makes the same sound as the doors make in horror movies. At night I hesitate even to reposition my baby toe. But my room is cosy and quiet, unlike the Cyber-Cafe-Kitchen downstairs and it’s still raining downstairs so I figure I will just be an introvert for a while. By ‘a while’ I mean the rest of the day obviously.I didn’t take my camera this morning because of the rain so I do apologise to all my readers. I know that by now I should have had at least a couple photos up. I will make sure I don’t keep you waiting too long. Thank-you again for all your support and prayers. Please leave comments as it helps me stay excited about blogging and also know what you are thinking.
Things are about to get personal.
This post is for people that are friends, family, or just interested in what is going on in my life. If you are not one of those people, save your energy and go watch TV or something.
Visa, transport, accomodation etc are sorted and now it’s just a matter of waiting until Monday. My amazing friend Michael is treating me to a week away at a surprise location as a birthday present. I get home the day before I’m scheduled to leave for France. So from today I am going to dissapear and be gone for a few months (or possibly a few years). From this point on, I will not be writing ‘essays’ about my ideas on life and other stuff. From now on the posts, if I even have time to write them, will be about my travels and adventures until I return.
If I were to thank all my friends in this post for their love, support and friendship, the reader would be unlikely to finish reading before the next olympics. I would like to say however, that I am exceedingly grateful for the unmerited love and kindness that has been extended to me in the last few weeks leading up to my departure. The coffee’s, lunches, surfs and gigs that we have shared are some of my fondest memories. So to my family, friends, the Lovemore crew and the church that meets at Westville Boys High School (Church on Route Five), thank-you and goodbye. I will miss you.
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I love you, you’re perfect, now change!
So it’s another year and another 14th February is here and as usual, I’ve been thinking. I don’t like valentines day much, I never have really. My friends say it’s because I don’t have a girlfriend but I don’t think it’s that. I think I would dislike it more if I had a girlfriend. I guess I don’t see how something can be romantic if it’s expected once a year at a specific time. Not that I know what romance is. The closest thing I’ve had to a girlfriend was a girl I liked in about 5th grade. I gave her a decorated spoon once as an expression of my love. Chocolates and roses were out of my price range. It was a nice spoon. I mean, I would have been stoked with it. Apparently she took it on the school camp and actually ate with it – that made my day. Don’t worry, I won’t pull the spoon stunt again, I don’t have any left.
Before I get too distracted, let me talk about what I entended to. The broader topic of todays post is lurv… and some other, more specific stuff. That universal phenomenon that messes up men and womans brains and makes them do stupid stuff like pick flowers to give to each other and stand in the rain without an umbrella. I am an expert on the subject of love, not unlike every other single guy out there. Ask any of us and we will gladly tell you exactly how to go about charming a member of the opposite sex. Anyway, on Thursday (10th Feb), my friend Jane invited me to watch her show. She is a fantastic violinist and a dear friend, so on that evening at 7.15 I made my way up to the Sneddon theatre with my friend Peni to watch the show called ‘I love you you’re perfect now change’. So there we were Peni and I, sitting near the front and getting those ‘couple looks’ from people we’ve never seen before.
It seems to me that society is obsessed with anything to do with love and romance or even the mere prospect of it. Perhaps this is why the show has had such broad and sustained appeal. Perhaps love is so central to our humanity that life without it seems like something less than life, that life without just seems like a meaningless existance that isn’t worth the effort. While the production focuses primarily on romantic love, it is so real, raw and representative of true life, experience and emotion that even the most stubborn viewer cannot help but be moved by it in some sort of way. Be warned – there are a few scenes that may be considered socially ‘awkward’, you may be a little shocked 😉
While science may pass off love as a series of chemical reactions, there is something in the depth of my being that bleives it to be more. A seemingly a priori beleif that the essence of love transcends mere physics and sometimes even the building blocks of logic. Although my experience of romantic love is limited, it is not so far removed that I cannot understand it, or am unfamiliar with it’s appeal. But today I refer to love in the broader sense of the word, not just the romantic aspect of it. Like every person in this world, I have known all too well it’s enemy, loneliness. I say this not to evoke any form of pity or concern from the reader but only to express openly the limits of my own humanity and the beleif that we are all in the same boat. I beleive that at certain periods throughout life, every person experiences loneliness. A loneliness that is often independent even of our relationship status. It seems to me that if you are human there will be times that you will undoubtedly be lonely and that this loneliness will drive you in some direction. For some this drive will lead to true companionship, for others emptiness and despair. For some this loneliness will lead to alcohol and drugs, but for a few, this loneliness will lead to the questioning of the foundations of whatever it is that we put our faith in. With that in mind, lets talk about the show a little bit.
According to my ‘mate’ wikipedia, ‘I love you you’re perfect now change’ is the second longest running Off-broadway musical. I have no clue what that really means but I think it’s kind of a big deal. They even made a chinese version (I found it very funny), so check that out on youtube if you are bored. And if Chinese doesn’t tickle your fancy, they have also translated it into Hebrew, Spanish, Dutch, Hungarian, Czech, Japanese, Korean, Italian, Portuguese, German, Catalan, Finnish and Mandarin. The show is very much about the behind-the-scenes truths regarding love, marriages, relationships, child-rearing and everything in between. It deals with a lot of stuff that most people might think or experience, but seldom if ever, talk about openly. Although I would never go watch a show like this normally (because as you know, I’m an expert on love already), it turned out to be quite funny, and Jane shredded that violin as usual. I must confess though, I could have done without the whiny American accents (I’m not sure why they decided to keep these). It was a nice surprise to see my friend Jessica Sole acting, she is the young lady on the left of the picture above. Jess has pure talent running through her veins and sings and acts at a level far beyond her age. Go support her if you ever get the chance.
BUT… they didn’t pay me to advertise for them so thats all I’m saying about that for now. I want to talk about the one thing that really stood out to me, a song Jess sings regarding her loneliness called ‘I will be loved tonight’:
Well, pop the champagne, break out the cologne; turn up the moonlight and turn off the phone. Well, what a surprise, a man is in sight; and I will be loved tonight. To fondle his skin, to savor his lips; to nuzzle his chin, to movie with his hips. our words will be soft as we softly ignite; and I will be loved tonight.
You can go from week to week, you can go from year to year; not a hand placed on your cheek, not a whisper in your ear. You can make it through okay, you can live and laugh, and flirt. It’s quite easy in the day; its just the nights that always hurt. So let darkness come, ’cause that will be fine; for I’ll have a soul entangled in mine. We’ll do as we please, and please… hold me tight. For I will be loved, I will be loved. Yes, I will be loved tonight.
The audience went very quiet for this one. The character’s song speaks of the need for affection and the loneliness that she feels on a day to day, even year to year basis when she is deprived of that affection (It is suggestive of sexual intimacy). To give some perspective, the play looks at love through a secularist world view, regarding pre-marital sex as the norm. But because the mojority of Western society today no longer views sex before marriage as taboo as they once did, it didn’t surprise me. Sex that is confined only to the marriage convenant is most often considered ‘old fashioned’ now days and reserved for those of particular religious leanings. What surprises me is that in a show so reflective of modern Westen culture, the character’s song equates the physicality she describes to love even though many who adopt a secularist perspective will very often seperate the two, beleiving that physicality and love can exist independently of each other. I have come to beleive that this is seldom, if ever actually possible.
One unfortunate repercussion of a perspective that regards sexual intimacy as such a socially accepted part of dating is that the fine line between love and lust becomes blurred. In a society where commitment is a non-priority, there is no regulation of desire and self-control is the first thing that goes out of the window. We talk about sexual intimacy as a ‘need’ that needs to be satisfied, like hunger or thirst, and by doing so we are able to legitimise not only our actions but our lack of concern for the emotional well-being of the other. Our fears of loneliness are temporarily put at bay for a time (‘So let darkness come, ’cause that will be fine; for I’ll have a soul entangled in mine.’), but we wake up with an extra problem – we now need to ‘untangle’ the two souls that have been tangled, and unless you have been desensitised by years of practice, this is almost certainly going to hurt emotionally. I read research during my studies to indicate that the emotional damage from casual sexual relations after they are terminated is negligable, I don’t beleive this. You might say that I only don’t beleive this because I have a Christian world view that influences my decisions and you would be right, but only partially right – it would not be the whole truth. I beleive it because I have yet to find it inconsistent with what I have seen in the lives of friends and others around me who have used sex as currency in the light of non-commitment and are now, as a result, left to feel far lonelier than I. Switchfoot write a song regarding this, and I have always loved the words. It’s called ‘easier than love’. Here are most of the lyrics (minus a few ‘la la la la’s):
Sex is currency
She sells cars,
She sells magazines
Addictive bittersweet, clap your hands,
with the hopeless nicotines
Everyone’s a lost romantic,
Since our love became a kissing show
Everyone’s a Casanova,
Come and pass me the mistletoe
Everyone’s been scared to death of dying here alone
She is easier than love
Is easier than life
It’s easier to fake and smile and bribe
It’s easier to leave
It’s easier to lie
It’s harder to face ourselves at night
Feeling alone,
What have we done?
What is the monster we’ve become?
Where is my soul?
Numb
Sex is industry,
The CEO, of corporate policy
Skin-deep ministry,
Suburban youth, hail your so-called liberty
Every advertising antic,
Our banner waves with a neon glow
War and love become pedantic,
We wage love with a mistletoe
Everyone’s been scared to death of dying here alone
She is easier than love
Is easier than life
It’s easier to fake and smile and bribe
It’s easier to leave
It’s easier to lie
It’s harder to face ourselves at night
Feeling alone,
What have we done?
What is the monster we’ve become?
Where is my soul?
It’s easier to love,
It’s easier to love
She is easier than love,
It’s easier to love
Everyone’s been scared to death of,
Everyone’s been scared to death of,
Everyone’s been scared to death of dying here alone,
alone
Sex is easier than love,
It’s easier than love,
It’s easier to fake and smile and brag
It’s easier to leave,
It’s easier to lie,
It’s harder to face ourselves at night
Feeling alone,
What have we done?
What is the monster we’ve become?
Where is my soul? (Where is my?)
Where is my soul?
Before we get to far removed from the real topic of this post, I’d like to say that my intention is not to speak about sexual intimacy in it’s own right, or even the pure desire for companionship. I would like to speak of it in relation to it’s ability to very temporarily fix a greater, deeper problem. What I would like to suggest is that perhaps in many cases we are using the wrong medicine to fix the problem. Sex is not a ‘need’ you see, those that remain celebate do not die because they do not have sex. Sometimes our anxiety in the face of life’s obstacles leads us to comfort eat, but it isn’t food that we need, it is a way to get over those obstacles. So while I beleive that both our desire for intimacy (yes, even sexual intimacy) and our desire for companionship are both natural, legitimate and even God given, I also beleive that sometimes the inner ache of loneliness points to something greater than the most intimate of human relationships. I beleive it points to a need of the soul for meaning and acceptance. I want to be as bold as to suggest that often our loneliness points to our need for God and a love that only he can give. Often, I beleive, it points to our need to look beyond our small introspective lives towards our greater purpose and place in this world.
So this valentines day I challenge you to start to think about your life and situation. Some of us may be in a relationship and feel just as lonely as your friend who has been single his/her whole life. Some of us might choose to use our bodies as currency to earn affection and acceptance, even if we know that tomorrow night or next week we’ll be back in the same dark, lonely place experiencing the same grief. Some of us will simply accept that loneliness as much a part of our lives as the many other things we cannot change. But my hope is that many of us will begin to realise that the hunger we feel is perhaps not what we thought it was. My hope is that we will learn that perhaps we have been treating the symptoms rather than the cause and that we will learn to direct our attention to a God who is far greater than us and our problems. A God whose love does not depend on our performance or effort, not on our goodness but on His own. I have found this love in Christ and learnt that even in singleness I can be complete. I do not claim to be ‘cured’ of loneliness, only that I beleive to have found it’s purpose. Perhaps I can let it drive me towards the God who gives me direction, purpose, meaning and fulfilment. Perhaps I can let it drive me away from myself and selfishness towards a calling that transcends me and perhaps in the process, just perhaps, my selfish fixation on being loved can be redeemed and transformed into a selfless love for life and for others. For I have learnt that God does not love us, tell us we are perfect and then expect us to change. He loves us perfectly, and in that place of being loved, we cannot help but change.
(*Ravi Zacharias does a four part series entitled ‘The Inner Ache of Lonliness’. I have found it to be very helpful and strongly recommend that you have a listen, so click here for that. You won’t regret it. As a final note, I would like to emphasise that these idea’s are my own – unless otherwise specified. They are by no means an attack on any person or perspective. I would love to chat with you if your ideas are different. As we grow and learn, it important and even biblical that we test often our taken for granted beleifs and assumptions on subjects, and are always willing to learn.)
Thoughts and ideas
I listened to a band a lot when I was younger called MxPx. They are a punk band from somewhere out in America who cracked a record deal before they graduated from high school. I used to think they were cool. So that meant they said cool stuff and did cool things and in some ways I wanted to be just like them. They had a song called ‘thoughts and ideas’. It was so fast I couldn’t think anything really and had no idea what they were on about. I ‘dug’ up the lyrics using my nifty google tab on the top right of my screen and took a look. The lyrics go like this:
Are you intellectual? Do you really think you’re in control? You know what you beleive, illogical, but you can’t perceive what are we doing here? Our lives aren’t even worth a can of beer. If the absolute does not exist, you’re just another numbers on a list. You refuse to take someone elses thoughts and ideas. It might point out your mistakes, then you’ll have to change your criteria. Take the time to reflect the status quo before you reject the opportunities given you. How can there be an issue of morality? If nothing is absolute, everything is relative.
Yea yea, I know weird little punk kids, who would listen to them anyway, right? They just all about politics and ra ra ra capitalism, consumerism, I’m an individual, stuff the government bla bla bla. But anyway, it got me thinking. Now I don’t like religious debate really. All the Athiest or Agnostic intellectual kids run off to philosophy class and tell their arguments and everyone agree’s. All the Christian kids run off to church and preach and everyone agree’s. And It’s great singing with the choir. You know, unity and all, but put them together, oh then there is trouble. Them Christian kids start shooting guns and throwing knives while their atheist and agnostic mates plot out their arguments on pieces of paper I would quite honestly rather use for doodling. Tempers flaire, people cut each other down and then everyone goes home feeling siff. It becomes a battle of the intellect and of pride, winner takes all, loser feels dum. No one really wins, some people just feel better about themselves, others feel worse. And I kinda think we’ve missed the point here. Are we trying to validate ourselves? Or are we really… I mean really, searching for the truth?
There is a writer guy a like called Donald Miller. In a book he wrote called ‘blue like Jazz’ he says: “Sooner or later you just figure out there are some guys who don’t believe in God and they can prove He doesn’t exist, and there are some other guys who do believe in God and they can prove He does exist, and the argument stopped being about God a long time ago and now it’s about who is smarter, and honestly I don’t care.”
I got into a ‘religious debate’ with a guy the other day. Well, not really, but kind of. He told me very proudly that he is Pagan but couldn’t really explain what exactly that is. He comes from a Christian family but has chosen a different world view. I didn’t like him much. He said nasty stuff every chance he got. We were with others at a table in a bar and I took a few cheap shots at him. I mean I didn’t go out of my way, but I took the opportunity to use the stupid stuff he said against him. Afterwards I had to tell him I was sorry. It wasn’t an adequate apology, but it was sincere. The mood changed and we shared our experiences about life and spirituality. One girl wouldn’t speak about Christianity with me. She said it always led to an argument. I assured her I did not want to argue (I’d calmed down by then). I just wanted to hear her… you know. sincerely listen. And I did. She’s a lovely girl, smart and pretty. And if she wanted me to talk, then sure, I would talk and I would give her a reason for the hope I have. Because I’ve started to realise that Miller is right about all this stuff. The argument stopped being about God a long time ago and started being about ourselves. It started being about winning and about sounding clever, but not about listening and loving and actually really caring about the other person. That went out the window the moment we confused truth for a product that we need to sell to all the ‘stubborn consumers’ we spend our lives with. I no longer want to be a salesperson and treat God like he is a product that I need to sell. I wont sell you my Mom or Dad either, but I will tell you why I love them and perhaps one day you could meet them yourself.
I have mates that I really like. They are funny and really great to hang out with. Sometimes we debate stuff. Mostly stupid stuff, but I find that they seldom listen. I mean really, properly listen. I laugh sometimes because I think I’m right and I have really good reasons for thinking that, but I know that even if I was Aristotle and my arguments were constructed with the brick and cement of pure logic, my friends would not hear me. I’ve learnt that mostly people just say whatever they have to to support the beleif they already hold. I mean I do it too, Often. People don’t want to hear that they are wrong because we all just always want to be right. There is a well known paraple told by Jesus about a rich man and Lazarus. Lazarus was a poor, sick dude that dies and goes to heaven. The ‘rich man’ (He isn’t given a name so we’ll just call him ‘Rich’) lives a luxurious and comfortable life, then dies and goes to Hell. So ‘ol Laz is parking cheesy with Abraham in air-conditioned heaven having a good time and Rich can see them both there from his burning house in hell. Now we not talking desert hot here, we’re talking worse than your thatch-roofed house burning down and you stuck inside with no fire extinguisher. So Rich asks Abraham to send his mate Laz down with water on his finger to cool his tongue because he’s in so much pain. So Abe reckons “bru, you lived well during your life, but Laz here suffered. Now the tables have turned – he’s comforted, you are suffering. Besides, we can’t reach you, there is a giant chasm between us.” So Rich in his despair asks Abe to send Laz back to earth to warn his 5 brothers so that they will not suffer the same torment as him when they die. Abe replies “Bru, they have Moses and the prophets and if they don’t listen to them, then they not gonna listen to Laz, even if he is raised from the dead.”
Rich and his five brothers remind me of myself sometimes. I’ve been thinking about these lyrics specifically: “You refuse to take someone elses thoughts and ideas. It might point out your mistakes, then you’ll have to change your criteria.” See I like my idea’s. They make me right! Your ideas might make me wrong, then I have to come up with another clever way to be right again. It’s just easier for me to reject you before I’ve heard a word you have to say. Sometimes I wish I was one of the guys that met Jesus when he walked the earth, I know I’d be a changed man. I’d listen closely to all his weird stories. The Bible says the crowds that listened were amazed at him because he spoke like someone who had authority. Not like the wishy-washy teachers they knew. He really sincerely meant the stuff he said, yet he was humble enough to hear the stories of the men and woman around him. Jesus wasn’t ‘selling’ anything. He just spoke about the stuff he beleived in, and he spoke in a way that led people to listen. He was emphatic about the things he spoke about sure, but he was always gentle and always kind and very gracious. He just couldn’t help but love people, all people. If he was walking around Durbz today he’d be hitting a Johnnies rotti with guys you and I wouldn’t touch with a 6 metre pole. That’s just who he is.
When I spoke to the blonde girl at the table, I asked her if she really knew anything about Jesus. I told her if she wanted to solve an argument between two of her friends, it would help to hear both sides of the story before she made up her mind. She doesn’t owe me that. If we really are searching for truth, I mean really trying to uncover the truth about life, then each of us owe ourselves that. Jesus is not a character out of a Harry Potter novel. He didn’t study with the elite witches at Hogwarts and become their headboy. He’s not the nerdy guy that most people chucked paper balls at in high school. He’s wasn’t head of his debating class either. Trust me on this, he’s very likely not the person you’ve been taught or made to beleive he is. But one thing I do know. If you had a chat with Jesus, he would listen. You would not feel like he is some guy from an infomercial trying to sell you the latest food processor. He would listen to you carefully, and then he would respond. He would use your name and in his words and tone would be the unmistakable invitation for you to both speak and listen as well, and the unmistakable freedom to choose or reject him.
The only constant is change… and Coca-Cola
Travelling forces you to make a lot of decisions about stuff. Some of them are big and important (like… do I learn French if I’m going to France?), and some of them… well… not so much. I suppose today’s decision falls into the later category. the questions is, ‘What do I do with my unusual collection of ‘stuff’?’
When I was young I collected coca-cola stuff. I didn’t care what it was really, if it had a coca-cola logo on it, it was a collectors item to me. I also collected other stuff that I found collectable. By collectable, I meant anything that had variation. Yes, that meant pretty much anything. I collected matchboxes, pens, atamps and your grannies’ tea cosies. But, unlike the others, I managed to keep up the Coca-cola collection for quite some time. I suppose I found it interesting because there is always something new with Coca-cola. The problem with this unusual fettish was that emptying out the garbage can onto my shelf was not my mothers idea of fun (as you can imagine). But over time my mother gradually warmed up to the idea that my sparkly and colourful cans were worth far more than the dust that they collected. Yes, of course I am joking. A can is a can, and dust is dust. So my collection of assorted cans, bottles and other ‘stuff’ was doomed to suffer the same fate that it had originally been rescued from – disposal.
A few years ago I downsized my can collection at my mothers request. But today the end is imminent. So before my mom could end my life with that wooden broomstick she keeps in the kitchen cupboard, I decided to take a few cellphone snap shots of my childhood pride, to show my readers. Here are a few pics. Ja, I don’t care if you think it’s boring, go read someone elses blog on gardening or something.
Ok, so… we all know the price of stuff goes up. But hows this for ‘inflation’.
R2 for a can of coke? I almost can’t beleive this was in my life time! So… A little bit of political turbulance, affirmative action and crime, and everyone is set to leave the country. Their loss. At least you can still get a can of coke elsewhere… if you know what to look for. Here is some help:
Still confused? Ask Father Christmass for a can (who just by the way, only happens to be red because of Coca-cola”’ marketing. Before they intervened, he was green).
And just by the way, what the heck happened to Vanilla Coke? I actually liked that stuff!
Anyways… after I got through all my cans, it turned out I had very little of real collective value. Besides maybe this truck my uncle gave me (each of the little crates comes out of the side and has individual Coke’s in them)…
A couple ties…
and this bottle my friends mom gave me. The Coke in this bottle is probably close on 20 years old.
But Coke doesn’t mature like wine, And cans dont rust any less when they are out of the trash can. So in the end, my childhood treasure turned out to be a pile of useless rubbish that only I could add value to. It’s a little bit like what God does for us. But unlike God, I chuck my rubbish back into the garbage can that I saved it from. I am grateful that He doesn’t. Goodbye Coca-cola collection. Turns out my life is easier without you.
Traffic Jam
Imagine this. A spontaneous gig in a random park on a busy road. Now imagine 50+ people sitting on the grass in the park watching the events unfold. Legal? Hardly. Only hardened criminals who wear wife-beaters and chew tobacca for sport would do something like that. I know one. His name is Jarred. He sent me the following check list sometime last week. Then he went to church that same Sunday.
Step 1: Find a random park.
Step 2: Get a PA system.
Step 2: Find a power point in that park to power a PA system (unlikely).
Step 3: Find people that are ampt to play.
Step 4: Invite everyone you can think of to come watch.
Step 5: If the cops come and chase everyone away, tell them that it was Jarred’s idea and that he chews tobacco for sport. Also subtly drop this line into conversation: “I went to church last Sunday”. Then run.
This is the view from one half of the park area looking onto Florida road. Apparently the park was used for something involving the worldcup. That explains the tax-funded paving, freshly planted tree’s and cut grass. That guy walking over there is just a random that I’ve never seen in my life.
The corner of that random blue building became our ‘stage’ for the night. A nice public plug point on the side of the building provided the electricity for the show and for the charging of a local homeless guys’ cell phone. Durban is all about sharing.
This is the view from behind. I counted the crowd at one stage (Bam. See what I just did there?)… It was about 54. But people left and more people came. Flat inhabitants came out on their balconies to listen, runners and transvestites stopped to listen, and for a moment – just one moment – babies on florida road stopped crying. It was epic.
A friend and co-organiser Justin playing a few songs to a fantastic and responsive crowd.
And this is a picture showing my friends’ dog Jimmy evolving – just in case you don’t beleive in evolution.
The traffic jam may or may not happen again. But suppose it did, would you be there? Public space is all about… well… the public. Lets breathe a little life into Durban shall we?
A journey of a thousand miles... 